Re: How much like GG are you?

["Daniel Vaiser" <vaiser@airmail.net>]

Mike:  that was a funny test you thought up (or whomever thought it up).  If
you are going to do another edition of this "test" , I think you should add
the following questions:

1.  Do you eat your meals sitting on a low chair?
2.  Do you have a tendency to dress up in two sweaters, a scarf, an overcoat
and gloves even if it is  40 degrees Celsius outside (or 100 degrees
Fahrenheit)?
3. Do you have a cousin named Jessie? or a mother named Florence?
4. Have you ever talked less than 6 hours on the telephone per night?
5.  Was your telephone bill ever less than $1000 a month?
6. Do you ever have the urge to tell your physician what medications to give
you?

Be well you all; see you at the GG Gathering.

Daniel Vaiser

> Hi,
> I thought we could have a little bit of fun and
> so I created this silly, unscientific test to see how
> much we are like our hero, GG.
>
> Just answer the 20 questions by putting an 'X' in
> the parenthesis next to your answer, Yes or No.  Then
> total your score by counting how many times you
> answered Yes.
>
> This is all for fun and no one is required to answer
> the questions.  Or, just answer the ones you want.
>
> Mike
>
> ------The 'How Much Like GG Are You?' Test  ----
> (place an "X" next to your answer Y or N)
>
> 1. Do you live in Toronto? Y(  )  N(X  )
> 2. Do you rent a penthouse apartment?  Y(  )  N(X  )
> 3. Do you play piano? Y(  X)  N(  )
> 4. Do you hum while playing piano? Y(  )  N( X )
> 5. Do you sit low at the piano? Y(  )  N(X  )
> 6. Do you sit at the piano on a custom chair? Y(  )  N(X  )
> 7. While playing piano, do you direct with the hand that's free? Y(  )
> N(  X)
> 8. Have you visited the Steinway piano warehouse to try out the
> pianos?   Y(  )  N(X  )
> 9. Do you sometimes direct music while driving or taking walks? Y(  )
> N( X )
> 10. Do you eat scrambled eggs for breakfast? Y(  )  N(X  )
> 11. Do you work in the night and sleep in the day? Y(  )  N( X)
> 12. Have you ever sung to a group of animals? Y(X  )  N(  )
> 13. Do you love animals and hate to fish? Y( X )  N(  )
> 14. Always been single? Y(  X)  N(  )
> 15. Is your favorite color gray? Y(  )  N( X )
> 16. Do you like guessing word games like 20 questions? Y(  )  N(X  )
> 17. Are there pills loose in your pocket and crammed in your medicine
> cabinet? Y(  )  N( X )
> 18. Do you prefer cloudy, gray weather over bright, sunny days? Y(  X)
> N(  )
> 19. Do you worry constantly about drafts giving you a cold?  Y(  )  N(X)
>
> 20. Are you a big Petula Clark fan?  Y(  )  N(  X)
>
> TOTAL SCORE: 5
> (add up your Y answers)
>
> Now find out how much like GG you are:
>
> 0-4:  You are nothing like GG and that's ok.
>
> 5-9: Not good enough to be like GG, but keep trying.
>
> 10-14: You are like GG in many ways but you also have much
> of your own personality. Ideal situation.
>
> 15-19: You are very much like GG. This is remarkable and
> I want to know if you became like GG by choice or is this
> just a coincidence?
>
> All 20:  You worship GG so much you have probably lost your
> own identity! It's time to realize that you can never be GG (sorry) and
> it's ok to be un-like GG.   On the other hand, if this is really  a
> true coincidence then you very much like GG (except I doubt
> in piano technique).  Or, maybe you really are GG but you
> never died and you have amnesia!  Call home, we'll come
> get you!
>
>